Syarif Lahdji Emil, a entrepreneur of very rich arab [of] arrival [is] a old friend, justly mention [of] Hendri.
See the success Emil develop;build its economics swiftly, he enquire secret [so that/ to be] rich quickly.
The Emil even also say by giving rich formula quickly him, " If you wish rich quickly, buy a goods which [is] its price [of] Rp.1000, You have to sell again at the price of Rp.25.000. Per day you have to sell that goods counted 2000, hence in one year you will have properties equal to Rp.17.280.000.000, easy once non????"
Monday, June 4, 2007
Difference of Girls Pregnant With Master
A[N evening there [is] two friend people, justly mention [of] them of Itong & Abil. They just pass and get college degree.
Both [is] discussing [in front/ahead] of house. Coincidence of that moment there [is] late pregnant girls, Itong which [is] fad later;then give quiz to Abil.
Itong : Bil, you [is] caw know, what is the difference pregnant girls with master?
Abil : give up Barrel, so the difference what???
Itong : If master, usually its people [of] him " [Which/Such] From?".
If pregnant girls, usually its people [of] him " Whose From?".
Both [is] discussing [in front/ahead] of house. Coincidence of that moment there [is] late pregnant girls, Itong which [is] fad later;then give quiz to Abil.
Itong : Bil, you [is] caw know, what is the difference pregnant girls with master?
Abil : give up Barrel, so the difference what???
Itong : If master, usually its people [of] him " [Which/Such] From?".
If pregnant girls, usually its people [of] him " Whose From?".
Super Driver.
One day there [is] a machinery trishaw driver piloting its machinery trishaw high-speedily, alias make time, mischievous plus a road;street. Entire/All passenger [at] fearing all, especially a mother residing in side package that driver, that mother later;then scream had cold feet...
Mother : Bang..!! if your drive don't make time late!! I [is] scare....
Driver : Mom.. mother fear, " PUT ON THE BRAKES" like me..
Mother : Bang..!! if your drive don't make time late!! I [is] scare....
Driver : Mom.. mother fear, " PUT ON THE BRAKES" like me..
Special Service [of] Woman
A man which [is] journeying with plane sudden wish to pass. However each time he go to toilet, just always that toilet loaded. A stewardess see this situation, he then suggest mentioned man to use woman toilet with note [do] not depress knobs exist in near by toilet. In the reality that knobs (it) is true there [is] at elbow place of tissue, [at] that knobs [is] lettered " WW", " WA", " PP", " ATR".
Because is vexed, mentioned man heedless of message of[is the stewardess and try to depress that knobs. Carefully he button " WW" and at once warm water [is] [him/ it] clysters.. at heart he say, " Oh.. seemingly knob this means Warm Water ( warm water) for washing, delicious whew yes woman if to toilet..". Because he still is vexed, then he try to button " WA", and at once blown warm air ( Warm Water) to dry its wet bottom. He think, " No wonder if woman forbear staying prolonging in toilet with service like this...!!". Then he button " PP" considerably take a care at the same time possibility anticipate to happened. A powder pad ( Powder Puff) go out from other siding then its bottom powder which have run dry with smooth powder. " Man.. great is this.. very super service like this!!!", he/she said at heart. Later;Then he button " ATR". All of a sudden he wake up and conscious [in] a hospital room;chamber and [his/its] hand have patched after infuse.. he very surprised, then he enquire to in-service nurse.. he explain that which he remember [is] he [is] residing in in woman toilet in plane. The nurse later;then explain, " Yes.. you surely [is] enjoying service [in] plane addressed for woman.. until when you button ATR with the meaning [is] Automatic Tampon Removal ( Automatic free from Bandage).. and your penis fruit interest by that appliance...".
Because is vexed, mentioned man heedless of message of[is the stewardess and try to depress that knobs. Carefully he button " WW" and at once warm water [is] [him/ it] clysters.. at heart he say, " Oh.. seemingly knob this means Warm Water ( warm water) for washing, delicious whew yes woman if to toilet..". Because he still is vexed, then he try to button " WA", and at once blown warm air ( Warm Water) to dry its wet bottom. He think, " No wonder if woman forbear staying prolonging in toilet with service like this...!!". Then he button " PP" considerably take a care at the same time possibility anticipate to happened. A powder pad ( Powder Puff) go out from other siding then its bottom powder which have run dry with smooth powder. " Man.. great is this.. very super service like this!!!", he/she said at heart. Later;Then he button " ATR". All of a sudden he wake up and conscious [in] a hospital room;chamber and [his/its] hand have patched after infuse.. he very surprised, then he enquire to in-service nurse.. he explain that which he remember [is] he [is] residing in in woman toilet in plane. The nurse later;then explain, " Yes.. you surely [is] enjoying service [in] plane addressed for woman.. until when you button ATR with the meaning [is] Automatic Tampon Removal ( Automatic free from Bandage).. and your penis fruit interest by that appliance...".
Why Baby Like.
One day there [is] 2 hospital patient copy which [is] discussing. justly Mention [of] them of Cia and Virgin.
Cia : I surprise yes miss, why that [is] baby most like sleep swinged, and like touch me more? More than anything else again say more.
Virgin : Ready made possible its habit, before becoming baby, he/she often feel wobble and oscillation of its father..!!!
Cia !!!?????....
Cia : I surprise yes miss, why that [is] baby most like sleep swinged, and like touch me more? More than anything else again say more.
Virgin : Ready made possible its habit, before becoming baby, he/she often feel wobble and oscillation of its father..!!!
Cia !!!?????....
Barren Neighbour.
A mansions complex, there [is] two adjacent neighbor.
just Mention Mr. Asep which [is] have body [to] of athletes and have handsome face [to] also have very wife [of] sexy and beautiful but grant from above not yet child. While so called neighbor the other one Mr. Hasan which [is] have circular short body [to] have, horrible face [to], and have run of the mill wife, but grant from above 12 child.
One when Mr. Asep enquire to Mr. Hasan.
Mr. Asep : Mr. Hasan, what [of] father manliness secret until child grant from above 12 people, while me of body my wife and athletes very beautiful & sexy but not yet also had one child even also.
Mr. Hasan : ( At the same time simper) just So Mr. my Asep [of] love know its secret, this evening father make one romantic atmosphere by using one wax; candle [in] dining table, started with dinner [together/ along] with father wife with dressing super attenuate, room; chamber dotted with odorous fragrance and accompanied [by] music which heaving is romantic. May also provide bottle of champagne. After [is] altogether [done/conducted], father may call me. I guarantee father wife of pregnancy.
Mr. Asep !!!!???????????...
just Mention Mr. Asep which [is] have body [to] of athletes and have handsome face [to] also have very wife [of] sexy and beautiful but grant from above not yet child. While so called neighbor the other one Mr. Hasan which [is] have circular short body [to] have, horrible face [to], and have run of the mill wife, but grant from above 12 child.
One when Mr. Asep enquire to Mr. Hasan.
Mr. Asep : Mr. Hasan, what [of] father manliness secret until child grant from above 12 people, while me of body my wife and athletes very beautiful & sexy but not yet also had one child even also.
Mr. Hasan : ( At the same time simper) just So Mr. my Asep [of] love know its secret, this evening father make one romantic atmosphere by using one wax; candle [in] dining table, started with dinner [together/ along] with father wife with dressing super attenuate, room; chamber dotted with odorous fragrance and accompanied [by] music which heaving is romantic. May also provide bottle of champagne. After [is] altogether [done/conducted], father may call me. I guarantee father wife of pregnancy.
Mr. Asep !!!!???????????...
Driver Which [is] confused.
One day don't know because what reason, there [is] girl which go up circular cab nakedly. The taxi driver took a ride [by] the girl agaze and confuse for a few llama. Because is annoyed, finally the girl interrupt, " Why bang, caw have is hard [of] naked girl yes!!!!". The driver later;then [reply/ answer], " Non mrs, I also often see my naked wife, merely I confuse to wait its money out miss where from????".
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