Barren Neighbour.

A mansions complex, there [is] two adjacent neighbor.

just Mention Mr. Asep which [is] have body [to] of athletes and have handsome face [to] also have very wife [of] sexy and beautiful but grant from above not yet child. While so called neighbor the other one Mr. Hasan which [is] have circular short body [to] have, horrible face [to], and have run of the mill wife, but grant from above 12 child.

One when Mr. Asep enquire to Mr. Hasan.

Mr. Asep : Mr. Hasan, what [of] father manliness secret until child grant from above 12 people, while me of body my wife and athletes very beautiful & sexy but not yet also had one child even also.

Mr. Hasan : ( At the same time simper) just So Mr. my Asep [of] love know its secret, this evening father make one romantic atmosphere by using one wax; candle [in] dining table, started with dinner [together/ along] with father wife with dressing super attenuate, room; chamber dotted with odorous fragrance and accompanied [by] music which heaving is romantic. May also provide bottle of champagne. After [is] altogether [done/conducted], father may call me. I guarantee father wife of pregnancy.

Mr. Asep !!!!???????????...

Driver Which [is] confused.

One day don't know because what reason, there [is] girl which go up circular cab nakedly. The taxi driver took a ride [by] the girl agaze and confuse for a few llama. Because is annoyed, finally the girl interrupt, " Why bang, caw have is hard [of] naked girl yes!!!!". The driver later;then [reply/ answer], " Non mrs, I also often see my naked wife, merely I confuse to wait its money out miss where from????".

Pictorial Stamp [of] Bush.

Because attacking Iraq, Afghanistan and of back Israel up attack Lebanon, some of ACE citizen assume George Bush warrior. Hence made [by] pictorial stamp [of] ACE president. Unhappily, [do] not people once of can paste up that envelope component [of] moment will deliver letter. Hence, formed [by] team is investigation of for search why pictorial stamp [of] the George Bush cannot be glued.

Conclusion of team of[is Investigation of:

Moment will paste up stamp, almost each and everyone in the reality spit picture of George Bush, not beside on the contrary.

Bath [In] River Amazon.

A[N evening there [is] a new comer which will take a bath [in] Amazon river estuary, asking to a moppet which [is] fishing riparian. " Hey, [in] this river [there] no its piranha [of]?!", ask the newcomer.

Later;Then the child [reply/ answer], " Of course Mr...!".

The newcomer direct hop to river, and him enquire again to the child, " Correct, [there] no piranha here?".

Calmly the child [reply/ answer], " Of course Mr., because its piranha [at] fearing is [is] same [of] crocodiles there!". ( At the same time show a group of ferocious crocodiles at elbow newcomer)

Craving Husband

A group of man resides in space to change in one of place of gym is exclusive and notable in downtown . Tiba2 is heard [by] tinkle hp in that room angle. One of the man answers the call and happened backtalk following:

" Hi?"

" Elder brother, this honey."

" Eemmmmm...."

" Elder brother still in place of gym yes?"

" yes.."

" Honey now again at shopping complex near by place of gym elder brother. Honey ductile Louis Vuitton has collection of new bag. The price cheap really, Only just Rp. 7.000.000... May buy not, Mr?"

" OK, bought if you have been hardly likes it."

" Ahhhhh....thanks the honey came there are halting-place to exhibition of car and see newest Mercedes car.

Honey very likes with its(the model, and honey also has fiddled faddle with its(the seller and s(he agrees kasi will ' good price'. so isn't it good also but car BMW we bought years then that

converted with new

" How much price which he gives?"

" Again the price of promo, thus just Rp. 550 million , mr..."

" OK ascertains the price has ' on the road'."

" Great, there is 1 again, mr."


" Is?"


" This morning honey fads stopped by to agent real estate and simply our house are kemarin2 ductile simply is sold..!!! Elder brother remembers ga?? House with a width of 1000 meter in the new Kebayoran


swimming pool is in the form of love, trus there are its(the orchid garden behind house looking out on the tennis court, and which the garage load 4 car ....beautiful isn't it mr?"

" How much price which they ask?"

" Only Rp 10 billion only. ok isn't it price,and honey ductile elder brother saving enough buy that."


" Nicely if so. You can bargain becoming Rp 8,5 billion pleased ..."

" OK elder brother shoney, receive gives mr. we meet this evening yes?? I luv u."

" bye...i luv u too."


The man desists say and closes flip hp with hands up and holds that hp to ask to orang2 which in the room and aloud he spells out members :

" Is SOMETHING Know, who have this HP???

Angel and wife

When bad off medium, uddin says to its(the wife, " My wife am beloved, wears you best clothes. uses you beautiful ornament. your hair comb. cleans your face. In essence, dress up as beautiful as possibly, then come here."

" Under the circumstances how can I leaved your just for dress up. of course I will not do it. You think woman me kinds of is, so that you spell out members so to me?" said the wife.

" Not so, my wife. simply you misunderstands. I see angel Izrail has bustled around around me. So sees your with good clothes and beautiful appearance, perhaps s(he is more interests at your, then brings your and let me," reply uddin.

Forgets

a pupil wish to enquire about problem which he(she does not know

pupil : my package will enquire something?

teacher : what is it? what which question you will?


pupil : bandung fire ocean the happening of when ?

the teacher simply forgot. but if not is replied s(he can be lose face.

teacher : of course you are not know?

pupil : hence I am question of father!?!

teacher : promptly teacher answers " my neighbour house am just [fire/burning] of I forget more than anything else bandung which is far there"

pupil : "&* %#* "