Syarif Lahdji Emil, a entrepreneur of very rich arab [of] arrival [is] a old friend, justly mention [of] Hendri.
See the success Emil develop;build its economics swiftly, he enquire secret [so that/ to be] rich quickly.
The Emil even also say by giving rich formula quickly him, " If you wish rich quickly, buy a goods which [is] its price [of] Rp.1000, You have to sell again at the price of Rp.25.000. Per day you have to sell that goods counted 2000, hence in one year you will have properties equal to Rp.17.280.000.000, easy once non????"
Monday, June 4, 2007
Difference of Girls Pregnant With Master
A[N evening there [is] two friend people, justly mention [of] them of Itong & Abil. They just pass and get college degree.
Both [is] discussing [in front/ahead] of house. Coincidence of that moment there [is] late pregnant girls, Itong which [is] fad later;then give quiz to Abil.
Itong : Bil, you [is] caw know, what is the difference pregnant girls with master?
Abil : give up Barrel, so the difference what???
Itong : If master, usually its people [of] him " [Which/Such] From?".
If pregnant girls, usually its people [of] him " Whose From?".
Both [is] discussing [in front/ahead] of house. Coincidence of that moment there [is] late pregnant girls, Itong which [is] fad later;then give quiz to Abil.
Itong : Bil, you [is] caw know, what is the difference pregnant girls with master?
Abil : give up Barrel, so the difference what???
Itong : If master, usually its people [of] him " [Which/Such] From?".
If pregnant girls, usually its people [of] him " Whose From?".
Super Driver.
One day there [is] a machinery trishaw driver piloting its machinery trishaw high-speedily, alias make time, mischievous plus a road;street. Entire/All passenger [at] fearing all, especially a mother residing in side package that driver, that mother later;then scream had cold feet...
Mother : Bang..!! if your drive don't make time late!! I [is] scare....
Driver : Mom.. mother fear, " PUT ON THE BRAKES" like me..
Mother : Bang..!! if your drive don't make time late!! I [is] scare....
Driver : Mom.. mother fear, " PUT ON THE BRAKES" like me..
Special Service [of] Woman
A man which [is] journeying with plane sudden wish to pass. However each time he go to toilet, just always that toilet loaded. A stewardess see this situation, he then suggest mentioned man to use woman toilet with note [do] not depress knobs exist in near by toilet. In the reality that knobs (it) is true there [is] at elbow place of tissue, [at] that knobs [is] lettered " WW", " WA", " PP", " ATR".
Because is vexed, mentioned man heedless of message of[is the stewardess and try to depress that knobs. Carefully he button " WW" and at once warm water [is] [him/ it] clysters.. at heart he say, " Oh.. seemingly knob this means Warm Water ( warm water) for washing, delicious whew yes woman if to toilet..". Because he still is vexed, then he try to button " WA", and at once blown warm air ( Warm Water) to dry its wet bottom. He think, " No wonder if woman forbear staying prolonging in toilet with service like this...!!". Then he button " PP" considerably take a care at the same time possibility anticipate to happened. A powder pad ( Powder Puff) go out from other siding then its bottom powder which have run dry with smooth powder. " Man.. great is this.. very super service like this!!!", he/she said at heart. Later;Then he button " ATR". All of a sudden he wake up and conscious [in] a hospital room;chamber and [his/its] hand have patched after infuse.. he very surprised, then he enquire to in-service nurse.. he explain that which he remember [is] he [is] residing in in woman toilet in plane. The nurse later;then explain, " Yes.. you surely [is] enjoying service [in] plane addressed for woman.. until when you button ATR with the meaning [is] Automatic Tampon Removal ( Automatic free from Bandage).. and your penis fruit interest by that appliance...".
Because is vexed, mentioned man heedless of message of[is the stewardess and try to depress that knobs. Carefully he button " WW" and at once warm water [is] [him/ it] clysters.. at heart he say, " Oh.. seemingly knob this means Warm Water ( warm water) for washing, delicious whew yes woman if to toilet..". Because he still is vexed, then he try to button " WA", and at once blown warm air ( Warm Water) to dry its wet bottom. He think, " No wonder if woman forbear staying prolonging in toilet with service like this...!!". Then he button " PP" considerably take a care at the same time possibility anticipate to happened. A powder pad ( Powder Puff) go out from other siding then its bottom powder which have run dry with smooth powder. " Man.. great is this.. very super service like this!!!", he/she said at heart. Later;Then he button " ATR". All of a sudden he wake up and conscious [in] a hospital room;chamber and [his/its] hand have patched after infuse.. he very surprised, then he enquire to in-service nurse.. he explain that which he remember [is] he [is] residing in in woman toilet in plane. The nurse later;then explain, " Yes.. you surely [is] enjoying service [in] plane addressed for woman.. until when you button ATR with the meaning [is] Automatic Tampon Removal ( Automatic free from Bandage).. and your penis fruit interest by that appliance...".
Why Baby Like.
One day there [is] 2 hospital patient copy which [is] discussing. justly Mention [of] them of Cia and Virgin.
Cia : I surprise yes miss, why that [is] baby most like sleep swinged, and like touch me more? More than anything else again say more.
Virgin : Ready made possible its habit, before becoming baby, he/she often feel wobble and oscillation of its father..!!!
Cia !!!?????....
Cia : I surprise yes miss, why that [is] baby most like sleep swinged, and like touch me more? More than anything else again say more.
Virgin : Ready made possible its habit, before becoming baby, he/she often feel wobble and oscillation of its father..!!!
Cia !!!?????....
Barren Neighbour.
A mansions complex, there [is] two adjacent neighbor.
just Mention Mr. Asep which [is] have body [to] of athletes and have handsome face [to] also have very wife [of] sexy and beautiful but grant from above not yet child. While so called neighbor the other one Mr. Hasan which [is] have circular short body [to] have, horrible face [to], and have run of the mill wife, but grant from above 12 child.
One when Mr. Asep enquire to Mr. Hasan.
Mr. Asep : Mr. Hasan, what [of] father manliness secret until child grant from above 12 people, while me of body my wife and athletes very beautiful & sexy but not yet also had one child even also.
Mr. Hasan : ( At the same time simper) just So Mr. my Asep [of] love know its secret, this evening father make one romantic atmosphere by using one wax; candle [in] dining table, started with dinner [together/ along] with father wife with dressing super attenuate, room; chamber dotted with odorous fragrance and accompanied [by] music which heaving is romantic. May also provide bottle of champagne. After [is] altogether [done/conducted], father may call me. I guarantee father wife of pregnancy.
Mr. Asep !!!!???????????...
just Mention Mr. Asep which [is] have body [to] of athletes and have handsome face [to] also have very wife [of] sexy and beautiful but grant from above not yet child. While so called neighbor the other one Mr. Hasan which [is] have circular short body [to] have, horrible face [to], and have run of the mill wife, but grant from above 12 child.
One when Mr. Asep enquire to Mr. Hasan.
Mr. Asep : Mr. Hasan, what [of] father manliness secret until child grant from above 12 people, while me of body my wife and athletes very beautiful & sexy but not yet also had one child even also.
Mr. Hasan : ( At the same time simper) just So Mr. my Asep [of] love know its secret, this evening father make one romantic atmosphere by using one wax; candle [in] dining table, started with dinner [together/ along] with father wife with dressing super attenuate, room; chamber dotted with odorous fragrance and accompanied [by] music which heaving is romantic. May also provide bottle of champagne. After [is] altogether [done/conducted], father may call me. I guarantee father wife of pregnancy.
Mr. Asep !!!!???????????...
Driver Which [is] confused.
One day don't know because what reason, there [is] girl which go up circular cab nakedly. The taxi driver took a ride [by] the girl agaze and confuse for a few llama. Because is annoyed, finally the girl interrupt, " Why bang, caw have is hard [of] naked girl yes!!!!". The driver later;then [reply/ answer], " Non mrs, I also often see my naked wife, merely I confuse to wait its money out miss where from????".
Pictorial Stamp [of] Bush.
Because attacking Iraq, Afghanistan and of back Israel up attack Lebanon, some of ACE citizen assume George Bush warrior. Hence made [by] pictorial stamp [of] ACE president. Unhappily, [do] not people once of can paste up that envelope component [of] moment will deliver letter. Hence, formed [by] team is investigation of for search why pictorial stamp [of] the George Bush cannot be glued.
Conclusion of team of[is Investigation of:
Moment will paste up stamp, almost each and everyone in the reality spit picture of George Bush, not beside on the contrary.
Conclusion of team of[is Investigation of:
Moment will paste up stamp, almost each and everyone in the reality spit picture of George Bush, not beside on the contrary.
Bath [In] River Amazon.
A[N evening there [is] a new comer which will take a bath [in] Amazon river estuary, asking to a moppet which [is] fishing riparian. " Hey, [in] this river [there] no its piranha [of]?!", ask the newcomer.
Later;Then the child [reply/ answer], " Of course Mr...!".
The newcomer direct hop to river, and him enquire again to the child, " Correct, [there] no piranha here?".
Calmly the child [reply/ answer], " Of course Mr., because its piranha [at] fearing is [is] same [of] crocodiles there!". ( At the same time show a group of ferocious crocodiles at elbow newcomer)
Later;Then the child [reply/ answer], " Of course Mr...!".
The newcomer direct hop to river, and him enquire again to the child, " Correct, [there] no piranha here?".
Calmly the child [reply/ answer], " Of course Mr., because its piranha [at] fearing is [is] same [of] crocodiles there!". ( At the same time show a group of ferocious crocodiles at elbow newcomer)
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Craving Husband
A group of man resides in space to change in one of place of gym is exclusive and notable in downtown . Tiba2 is heard [by] tinkle hp in that room angle. One of the man answers the call and happened backtalk following:
" Hi?"
" Elder brother, this honey."
" Eemmmmm...."
" Elder brother still in place of gym yes?"
" yes.."
" Honey now again at shopping complex near by place of gym elder brother. Honey ductile Louis Vuitton has collection of new bag. The price cheap really, Only just Rp. 7.000.000... May buy not, Mr?"
" OK, bought if you have been hardly likes it."
" Ahhhhh....thanks the honey came there are halting-place to exhibition of car and see newest Mercedes car.
Honey very likes with its(the model, and honey also has fiddled faddle with its(the seller and s(he agrees kasi will ' good price'. so isn't it good also but car BMW we bought years then that
converted with new
" How much price which he gives?"
" Again the price of promo, thus just Rp. 550 million , mr..."
" OK ascertains the price has ' on the road'."
" Great, there is 1 again, mr."
" Is?"
" This morning honey fads stopped by to agent real estate and simply our house are kemarin2 ductile simply is sold..!!! Elder brother remembers ga?? House with a width of 1000 meter in the new Kebayoran
swimming pool is in the form of love, trus there are its(the orchid garden behind house looking out on the tennis court, and which the garage load 4 car ....beautiful isn't it mr?"
" How much price which they ask?"
" Only Rp 10 billion only. ok isn't it price,and honey ductile elder brother saving enough buy that."
" Nicely if so. You can bargain becoming Rp 8,5 billion pleased ..."
" OK elder brother shoney, receive gives mr. we meet this evening yes?? I luv u."
" bye...i luv u too."
The man desists say and closes flip hp with hands up and holds that hp to ask to orang2 which in the room and aloud he spells out members :
" Is SOMETHING Know, who have this HP???
" Hi?"
" Elder brother, this honey."
" Eemmmmm...."
" Elder brother still in place of gym yes?"
" yes.."
" Honey now again at shopping complex near by place of gym elder brother. Honey ductile Louis Vuitton has collection of new bag. The price cheap really, Only just Rp. 7.000.000... May buy not, Mr?"
" OK, bought if you have been hardly likes it."
" Ahhhhh....thanks the honey came there are halting-place to exhibition of car and see newest Mercedes car.
Honey very likes with its(the model, and honey also has fiddled faddle with its(the seller and s(he agrees kasi will ' good price'. so isn't it good also but car BMW we bought years then that
converted with new
" How much price which he gives?"
" Again the price of promo, thus just Rp. 550 million , mr..."
" OK ascertains the price has ' on the road'."
" Great, there is 1 again, mr."
" Is?"
" This morning honey fads stopped by to agent real estate and simply our house are kemarin2 ductile simply is sold..!!! Elder brother remembers ga?? House with a width of 1000 meter in the new Kebayoran
swimming pool is in the form of love, trus there are its(the orchid garden behind house looking out on the tennis court, and which the garage load 4 car ....beautiful isn't it mr?"
" How much price which they ask?"
" Only Rp 10 billion only. ok isn't it price,and honey ductile elder brother saving enough buy that."
" Nicely if so. You can bargain becoming Rp 8,5 billion pleased ..."
" OK elder brother shoney, receive gives mr. we meet this evening yes?? I luv u."
" bye...i luv u too."
The man desists say and closes flip hp with hands up and holds that hp to ask to orang2 which in the room and aloud he spells out members :
" Is SOMETHING Know, who have this HP???
Angel and wife
When bad off medium, uddin says to its(the wife, " My wife am beloved, wears you best clothes. uses you beautiful ornament. your hair comb. cleans your face. In essence, dress up as beautiful as possibly, then come here."
" Under the circumstances how can I leaved your just for dress up. of course I will not do it. You think woman me kinds of is, so that you spell out members so to me?" said the wife.
" Not so, my wife. simply you misunderstands. I see angel Izrail has bustled around around me. So sees your with good clothes and beautiful appearance, perhaps s(he is more interests at your, then brings your and let me," reply uddin.
" Under the circumstances how can I leaved your just for dress up. of course I will not do it. You think woman me kinds of is, so that you spell out members so to me?" said the wife.
" Not so, my wife. simply you misunderstands. I see angel Izrail has bustled around around me. So sees your with good clothes and beautiful appearance, perhaps s(he is more interests at your, then brings your and let me," reply uddin.
Forgets
a pupil wish to enquire about problem which he(she does not know
pupil : my package will enquire something?
teacher : what is it? what which question you will?
pupil : bandung fire ocean the happening of when ?
the teacher simply forgot. but if not is replied s(he can be lose face.
teacher : of course you are not know?
pupil : hence I am question of father!?!
teacher : promptly teacher answers " my neighbour house am just [fire/burning] of I forget more than anything else bandung which is far there"
pupil : "&* %#* "
pupil : my package will enquire something?
teacher : what is it? what which question you will?
pupil : bandung fire ocean the happening of when ?
the teacher simply forgot. but if not is replied s(he can be lose face.
teacher : of course you are not know?
pupil : hence I am question of father!?!
teacher : promptly teacher answers " my neighbour house am just [fire/burning] of I forget more than anything else bandung which is far there"
pupil : "&* %#* "
New HP
The Paijo which is backwoods aja has just harvested is big gone to town. He is want to buys handphone. Hence s(he go to counter hp.
Paijo : Miss, I will buy hp.
Sales : This, Mister.
Paijo : what, oppositely flame caw?
Sales : O, this has not there are its(the card number, Mister. Mister must buy its(the card is formerly.
Paijo : Yes, I buy its(the card. Gives beautiful number yes. (backwoods oppositely understand number beautiful?-red
After go home the Paijo to its(the kampong, but s(he is surprised oppositely caw using by hp can, mother day after s(he visited again sales its(the shop.
Paijo : You this what, oppositely this hp caw use can in my kampong?
Sales : O, is because in kampong Mister has not there are signal.
Paijo : Lanthanum, situ oppositely not spell out members yesterday. Yes I buy its(the signal is all, sell oppositely x'self.
Paijo : Miss, I will buy hp.
Sales : This, Mister.
Paijo : what, oppositely flame caw?
Sales : O, this has not there are its(the card number, Mister. Mister must buy its(the card is formerly.
Paijo : Yes, I buy its(the card. Gives beautiful number yes. (backwoods oppositely understand number beautiful?-red
After go home the Paijo to its(the kampong, but s(he is surprised oppositely caw using by hp can, mother day after s(he visited again sales its(the shop.
Paijo : You this what, oppositely this hp caw use can in my kampong?
Sales : O, is because in kampong Mister has not there are signal.
Paijo : Lanthanum, situ oppositely not spell out members yesterday. Yes I buy its(the signal is all, sell oppositely x'self.
Teacher and pupil
Teacher : " Child of child, located Indonesia between two oceans and two...?"
Pupil : " Continent....!"
Teacher : " Wrong ! Correct of Indonesia lays between two oceans and two his(its is very in...!"
Teacher : " Now floral and fauna. If mammal animal whale would , reptile animal crocodile, herbivore animal goat. While tiger is animal....?"
Pupil : " Carnivora !"
Teacher : " All of you this of course stupid .... Tiger is animal that is very fearful...!"
Pupil : ??????
Teacher : " Now about health. Yesterday the kindness fell from tree, he is insensible, its about keen stone causing exit...?"
Pupil : " Blood....!"
Teacher : " Eeee e e eee, Correctness correctness stupid! Correct of He is insensible, its about keen stone so that the family!"
Pupil: " %$%@^#$@^%#$@@#@"
Pupil : " Continent....!"
Teacher : " Wrong ! Correct of Indonesia lays between two oceans and two his(its is very in...!"
Teacher : " Now floral and fauna. If mammal animal whale would , reptile animal crocodile, herbivore animal goat. While tiger is animal....?"
Pupil : " Carnivora !"
Teacher : " All of you this of course stupid .... Tiger is animal that is very fearful...!"
Pupil : ??????
Teacher : " Now about health. Yesterday the kindness fell from tree, he is insensible, its about keen stone causing exit...?"
Pupil : " Blood....!"
Teacher : " Eeee e e eee, Correctness correctness stupid! Correct of He is insensible, its about keen stone so that the family!"
Pupil: " %$%@^#$@^%#$@@#@"
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