Craving Husband

A group of man resides in space to change in one of place of gym is exclusive and notable in downtown . Tiba2 is heard [by] tinkle hp in that room angle. One of the man answers the call and happened backtalk following:

" Hi?"

" Elder brother, this honey."

" Eemmmmm...."

" Elder brother still in place of gym yes?"

" yes.."

" Honey now again at shopping complex near by place of gym elder brother. Honey ductile Louis Vuitton has collection of new bag. The price cheap really, Only just Rp. 7.000.000... May buy not, Mr?"

" OK, bought if you have been hardly likes it."

" Ahhhhh....thanks the honey came there are halting-place to exhibition of car and see newest Mercedes car.

Honey very likes with its(the model, and honey also has fiddled faddle with its(the seller and s(he agrees kasi will ' good price'. so isn't it good also but car BMW we bought years then that

converted with new

" How much price which he gives?"

" Again the price of promo, thus just Rp. 550 million , mr..."

" OK ascertains the price has ' on the road'."

" Great, there is 1 again, mr."


" Is?"


" This morning honey fads stopped by to agent real estate and simply our house are kemarin2 ductile simply is sold..!!! Elder brother remembers ga?? House with a width of 1000 meter in the new Kebayoran


swimming pool is in the form of love, trus there are its(the orchid garden behind house looking out on the tennis court, and which the garage load 4 car ....beautiful isn't it mr?"

" How much price which they ask?"

" Only Rp 10 billion only. ok isn't it price,and honey ductile elder brother saving enough buy that."


" Nicely if so. You can bargain becoming Rp 8,5 billion pleased ..."

" OK elder brother shoney, receive gives mr. we meet this evening yes?? I luv u."

" bye...i luv u too."


The man desists say and closes flip hp with hands up and holds that hp to ask to orang2 which in the room and aloud he spells out members :

" Is SOMETHING Know, who have this HP???

Angel and wife

When bad off medium, uddin says to its(the wife, " My wife am beloved, wears you best clothes. uses you beautiful ornament. your hair comb. cleans your face. In essence, dress up as beautiful as possibly, then come here."

" Under the circumstances how can I leaved your just for dress up. of course I will not do it. You think woman me kinds of is, so that you spell out members so to me?" said the wife.

" Not so, my wife. simply you misunderstands. I see angel Izrail has bustled around around me. So sees your with good clothes and beautiful appearance, perhaps s(he is more interests at your, then brings your and let me," reply uddin.

Forgets

a pupil wish to enquire about problem which he(she does not know

pupil : my package will enquire something?

teacher : what is it? what which question you will?


pupil : bandung fire ocean the happening of when ?

the teacher simply forgot. but if not is replied s(he can be lose face.

teacher : of course you are not know?

pupil : hence I am question of father!?!

teacher : promptly teacher answers " my neighbour house am just [fire/burning] of I forget more than anything else bandung which is far there"

pupil : "&* %#* "

New HP

The Paijo which is backwoods aja has just harvested is big gone to town. He is want to buys handphone. Hence s(he go to counter hp.

Paijo : Miss, I will buy hp.

Sales : This, Mister.

Paijo : what, oppositely flame caw?

Sales : O, this has not there are its(the card number, Mister. Mister must buy its(the card is formerly.

Paijo : Yes, I buy its(the card. Gives beautiful number yes. (backwoods oppositely understand number beautiful?-red


After go home the Paijo to its(the kampong, but s(he is surprised oppositely caw using by hp can, mother day after s(he visited again sales its(the shop.


Paijo : You this what, oppositely this hp caw use can in my kampong?

Sales : O, is because in kampong Mister has not there are signal.

Paijo : Lanthanum, situ oppositely not spell out members yesterday. Yes I buy its(the signal is all, sell oppositely x'self.

Teacher and pupil

Teacher : " Child of child, located Indonesia between two oceans and two...?"

Pupil : " Continent....!"

Teacher : " Wrong ! Correct of Indonesia lays between two oceans and two his(its is very in...!"

Teacher : " Now floral and fauna. If mammal animal whale would , reptile animal crocodile, herbivore animal goat. While tiger is animal....?"

Pupil : " Carnivora !"

Teacher : " All of you this of course stupid .... Tiger is animal that is very fearful...!"

Pupil : ??????

Teacher : " Now about health. Yesterday the kindness fell from tree, he is insensible, its about keen stone causing exit...?"

Pupil : " Blood....!"


Teacher : " Eeee e e eee, Correctness correctness stupid! Correct of He is insensible, its about keen stone so that the family!"

Pupil: " %$%@^#$@^%#$@@#@"